Saturday, July 6, 2013

Best Westerns of All Time

What I consider a Western: Set in North America, usually West of the Mississippi between 1750-1920 & deals with: the exploration and settlement of the frontier, US Calvary, Indians, Indian wars, settlement, Gunfighters, outlaws, cowboys, other Western historical figures, and/or based on novels that are considered "westerns".

By Decade

1930s - 03
1940s - 17
1950s - 28
1960s - 21
1970s - 07
Total 76

The 1930s and Before
  1. Stagecoach (1939)
  2. Drums Along the Mohawk (1939)
  3. Destry Rides Again (1939)

The 1940s
  1. Northwest Passage (1940)
  2. Virginia City (1940)
  3. The Mark of Zorro (1940)
  4. The Westerner (1940)
  5. They Died with Their Boots on (1941)
  6. Ox-bow Incident (1943)
  7. My darling Clementine (1946)
  8. Angel and the Badman (1947)
  9. The Unconquered (1947)
  10. Pursued (1947)
  11. Fort Apache (1948)
  12. Red River (1948)
  13. Three Godfathers (1948)
  14. Yellow Sky (1948)
  15. Treasure of Sierra Madre (1948)
  16. Paleface (1948)
  17.  She wore a Yellow Ribbon (1949)

The 1950s
  1. Rio Grande (1950) 
  2. Wagon Master (1950)
  3. Winchester '73 (1950)
  4. Rocky Mountain (1950)
  5. Bend in the River (1952)
  6. Son of Paleface (1952)
  7. The Lusty Men (1952)
  8. High Noon (1952)
  9. Naked Spur (1953)
  10. Hondo (1953)
  11. Shane (1953)
  12. Escape from Fort Bravo (1953)
  13. The Far Country (1954)
  14. River of No Return (1954)
  15. Vera Cruz (1954)
  16. Man from Laramie (1955)
  17. Davy Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier, (1955)
  18. 3:10 to Yuma (1957)
  19. Jubal (1957)
  20. Seven Men From Now (1957)
  21. Night Passage (1957)
  22. The Searchers (1957)
  23. The Tall T (1958)
  24. Cowboy (1958)
  25. Ride Lonesome (1959)
  26. Rio Bravo (1959)
  27. No Name on the Bullet (1959)
  28. The Big Country (1959)
The 1960s
  1. One Eyed Jacks (1960)
  2. The Alamo (1960)
  3. Comanche Station (1960)
  4. North to Alaska (1960)
  5. The Magnificent Seven (1960)
  6. How the West was Won (1962)
  7. The Man who Shot Liberty Valance (1962)
  8. Ride the High Country (1962)
  9. For a few Dollars More (1965)
  10. Major Dundee (1965)
  11. Nevada Smith (1966)
  12. The Professionals (1966)
  13. Firecreek (1966)
  14. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly (1966)
  15. El Dorado (1967)
  16. Bandelero (1968)
  17. Will Penny (1968)
  18. Support Your Local Sheriff (1969)
  19. True Grit (1969)
  20. The Wild Bunch (1969)
  21. Once Upon a Time in the West (1969)

1970s and Beyond
  1. The Ballad of Cable Hogue (1970)
  2. There Was a Crooked Man (1970)
  3. Two Mules for Sister Sarah (1970)
  4. Cheyenne Social Club (1970)
  5. The Grey Fox (1982)
  6. Lonesome Dove (1989)
  7. Unforgiven (1992)

The Top 50 Musicals of All Time


  1. 42nd Street
  2. Top Hat (1935)
  3. Swing Time (1936)
  4. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)
  5. Wizard of Oz - (1939)
  6. Fantasia (1940)
  7. Yankee Doodle Dandy (1942)
  8. Cabin in the Sky (1942)
  9. Holiday Inn (1942)
  10. Meet me in St Louis (1944)
  11. Easter Parade (1948)
  12. On the Town (1949)
  13. Take me Out to the Ballgame (1949)
  14. Showboat (1951)
  15. An American in Paris (1951)
  16. Singing in the Rain - (1952)
  17. Bandwagon (1953)
  18. Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953)
  19. Seven Brides for Seven Brothers (1954)
  20. White Christmas (1954)  
  21. A Star is Born (1954)
  22. Pete Kelly's Blues (1955)
  23. Carousel (1956)
  24. The King and I (1956)
  25. Funny Face (1957)
  26. Love Me or Leave Me (1957)
  27. Damn Yankees (1958)
  28. Gigi (1958)
  29. Music Man (1962)
  30. My Fair Lady (1964)
  31. The Umbrellas of Cherbourg (1964)
  32. Robin and the Seven Hoods (1964)
  33. Hard Days Night (1964)
  34. Sound of Music (1965)
  35. The Jungle Book (1967)
  36. How to Succeed in Business (1967)
  37. Oliver (1968)
  38. That's Entertainment (1974)
  39. That's Entertainment II (1976)
  40. All that Jazz (1979)
  41. Carmen (1983)
  42. Pirates of Penzance (1983)
  43.  Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)
  44.  

Fargo (1997)

Plot: A dim-witted Minnesota Car Dealer decides to stage a fake kidnap of his wife in order to extort money from his rich father-in-law.

One of the Coen's Brothers more humane films. Unlike Most CB films the people seem to be more or less realistic and the black comedy comes naturally from the situation. Acting honors go to Steve Buscemi, who is fantastic as the "funny Looking" criminal. Macy and McDormand also do well, although too often both engage in "mugging it up" for the comic effect.

The only sour scene involves an Asian American (Steve Park) who is mocked for liking Sheriff Marge. Its unclear why this scene is even in the movie, but its needless and offensive. Note: Fargo is in North Dakota. Whether this an inside Joke by the CB's, or tip off that the characters are really North Dakotan is unclear.

Favorite Lines:
-Oh, he was a little guy... Kinda funny lookin'.
-Uh-huh. In what way?
-Oh, just in a general kinda way.

John Simon on Roger Ebert

From "Uncensored John Simon": Three score and ten is the life expectancy the bible allots us, and that is the age at which the film critic Roger Ebert died on April 4. He was, as the lengthy obituaries declared, the most famous movie critic of our era, and, in an epoch in which fame is measured in television time, so he was. In this, no one could compete with him.

“A Critic for the Common Man,” read the headline of the New York Times obit by Douglas Martin on April 5. On April 6, came an appraisal of him by A. O. Scott, one of the Times film critics, who, a fellow Chicagoan, grew into film criticism under Ebert’s initial skepticism and eventual patronage. That article was headlined “Critic Whose Sting Was Salved by His Caring.”

Most interesting to me was his own estimate of his TV show that went by various titles and was always shared with one other critic. It was not, he told Playboy, “a high-level, in-depth criticism,” but it demonstrated to younger viewers that one can bring standards of judgment to movies, that “it’s O.K. to have an opinion.” His own opinions could be gleaned also from his Sun-Times column, as well as his blog, Facebook and Twitter, where he had more than 800,000 followers.

Now, I wonder: unless those younger viewers were the age group from 8 to 12, why should they need to be told to have opinions about movies? And what is the value of opinions that need this kind of coaxing? Even more questionable is the whole thumbs up, thumbs down critique Ebert practiced, inherited from the Roman emperors who thus granted clemency or death at the gladiatorial contests. In Ebert’s case, the thumb was mightier than the word: wouldn’t such a shortcut take precedence over whatever verbiage followed it?

Never mind, though. I do not wish to minimize the importance of Ebert, who, I gather, wrote 15 books, some extending beyond film criticism to rice cookery and rambles through London. My unawareness of them, and never hearing a reference to them from anyone in my circle, are no proof of unimportance, merely a reason to give us pause.

I had very little contact with Ebert, though our paths occasionally crossed at screenings or film festivals.

What it all comes down to is this. I have doubts about someone who wrote screenplays for the soft-core pornographer Russ Meyer, and apparently “never tired of talking about it.” But my main problem is the notion of the critic as a common man, no different from the masses of moviegoers except for writing out his opinions and opining on television. I firmly believe that the film critic should have a special expertise, like any kind of art critic. Like a physician, he should know more about medicine than a layman who picks an over-the-counter drug for a cold; like an architect, he should know more about architecture than a mere gaper at buildings.

The opinions of common men about film may be of genuine interest, but are of no major importance. To be sure, a failure in medicine is made manifest by the patient’s demise; a failure in architecture, by a collapsed building or a permanent eyesore. For failure in criticism, there is no such manifest evidence. Only time has the last word, but the good critic foreshadows it.

Granted, Ebert knew more about films quantitatively than the average moviegoer, but qualitatively—when it comes to taste and intellect—I very much doubt it. I feel truly sorry for Ebert’s sufferings from cancer: his loss of a jaw and the inability to eat, drink or talk. I do admire his staunch defiance of these depredations. But I must disagree about his alleged esteem, which, however widespread, does not seem to come from artists, scholars or intellectuals. I must also take issue with A. O. Scott’s contention that “wielding the thumb of judgment takes more dexterity, more art, than you might think.” Except from the palsied or mentally defective, it takes no dexterity whatsoever, let alone art.

And what about a “sting salved by caring”? No one who writes steadily about film (or any other discipline) does so without caring. Furthermore, a critical sting is not like a slight flesh wound, treatable with ointment. If intentionally negative, it has to sting. This is the only way it is noticeable, the only way it could make a difference. That is to say if any criticism makes a difference.

Sunday, June 2, 2013

Rambo II (1985)

Rambo II is an action thriller with a heart, if little brain. Clocking in at a quick 97 minutes, we follow Sylvester Stallone, as he goes on a deep, dark, mission to save left Vietnam POWs. While the situation is pure fantasy, its hard not to admire the well-done action scenes and heart-felt one-liners.

A box office smash, Rambo II, took in over $300 million.

Acting honors, such as they are, go to Charles L. Napier, for his slimey, CYA, backstabbing, bureaucrat, "Murdock". His reaction to Rambo's Line "Murdock, I'm coming to get YOU" is almost worthy of an Oscar. Also, good are Steven Berkoff, an the sinister KGB Colonel, and Richard Crenna as upright former Commander, Col. Trautman (Incredibly, Kirk Douglas had been cast in the role, but disliked the ending, and backed out at the last moment!).

Further adding to the fun are Goldsmith's upbeat score and some great lines by James Cameron, including:

Trautman: Then what is it you want?
Rambo: I want, what they want, and every other guy who came over here and spilled his guts and gave everything he had, wants! For our country to love us as much as we love it! That's what I want!
Trautman: How will you live, John?
Rambo: Day by day.

Murdock: And if I were you... I'd never make the mistake of bringing this subject up again.
Trautman: Oh you're the one who's making the mistake.
Murdock: Yeah? What mistake?
Trautman: Rambo.

Lt. Col. Podovsky: [while torturing Rambo]: You may scream. There is no shame.

Monday, May 27, 2013

Blade Runner (1982)

Plot: A blade runner must find and terminate four runaway "replicants" who've returned to Earth to find their creator.
Stars:  Harrison Ford,  Ruger Hauer,  William Sanderson, Sean Young
Best Quote: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

After reading Phillip K. Dick's "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep", I decided to revisit the movie adaptation, which I fondly remembered from 1982.  Man, what a disappointment.

The film LOOKS great, has good action sequences, and fine acting by Sanderson and Hauer - but otherwise its mediocre. The movie junks the Novel's back stories, along with its fascinating, futuristic world and meditations on humanity.

Instead we get a stripped-down SF action/film noir.  Its  a feast for the eyes - but overall the story & characters are too simplistic. You can argue that's what movie's have to do - but Scott went too far in dumbing-down the novel.

As for Harrison Ford he's extremely muted, and lack the charisma of a true Star. The old-time leading men would've blown him off the screen. Sean Young plays a emotionless replicant, without much emotion.

Sunday, April 7, 2013

Wizard of Oz

Extremely touching old movie that I remember from my childhood. Seeing it again, I was extremely impressed with the songs and script which moves along with a single dull moment.  The casting couldn't be bettered but its seems to have come about more by accident then design. Favorite Line:

 "Oh, no, my dear; I'm really a very good man, but I'm a very bad Wizard,