Monday, March 4, 2019

Laura (1944)

Plot:  When a beautiful young woman is murdered a NYC Detective investigates the High Society suspects
Cast:  Dana Andrews, Gene Tierney, Vincent Price,  Judith Anderson
Best Quote: In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject quite so worthy of my attention.

One of the greatest Film-noirs of all time. Its possible to discuss this film on so many levels. We can start with...

The Music
Generally, I'm not too interested in film scores, but Raskin's haunting song "Laura"  really adds to the movie and has become a popular Jazz standard. Incredibly, it wasn't an AA nominee!

Re-watchability
This is one Film Noir that stands up to repeated re-viewings. In fact, I can watch the last 10 minutes of Laura over and over again.  Just for the sheer craftsmanship - the ending moves with the precision of a Swiss watch and there's not a minute of wasted film. Hitchcock would've been proud.   Preminger never did anything as good, or even half-way as good, which make me think Zanuck and plenty of 20th Century Fox "suits" were responsible.

And then are the great characters:

Waldo Lydecker
The wittiest and darkest villain in film-noir. And who could have done better than Clifton Webb? He makes a good part great. He is - in fact - the true star of Laura. Certainly, he has all the good lines. Which was no accident, once he gave in to Preminger and cast Webb, Zanuck constantly demanded the scriptwriters give Waldo more and more zingers. And they complied.

Webb delivers them superbly - but he's also quite good at the end where he decides to kill Laura.  Its played perfectly, the sinister look as he grabs the shotgun, the look of shock and then determination when he sees the shotgun shells are missing, the somnambulist way he utters the words "They'll find us together Laura..".   Its these last scenes that give us the clue to Waldo's hard-to-understand motivation. Jealous lover?  Hardly. Waldo isn't joking when he says he's egotistical and misanthropic. He's created Laura - she belongs to him (like a beautiful painting) and if he can't have her - no one else can. Perhaps that's some kind of love.


Laura Hunt
To be honest, Gene Tierney was disappointing the first time I saw the movie. Indeed, many reviewers in 1944 felt the same way. For example:  For Gene Tierney simply doesn't measure up to the word-portrait of her character. Pretty, indeed, but hardly the type of girl we had expected to meet - NYT.

But of course, no actress - or living woman -  could live up to Waldo's hype.  Which gives us a clue that Waldo is an unreliable narrator. After all, what "great" "sophisticated" woman would have gone with Shelby? Or considered Waldo the epitome of sophistication?  Once I understood that, Gene Tierney seemed perfect for the role. Acting wise, she's good, and was there anyone more beautiful in B&W? Her best acting?  The reaction to Waldo with a shotgun: "Waldo, isn't one life enough?"

Lt. Mark McPherson 
This is the role that put Dana Andrews on the map. Tough, no-nonsense, and not much for romance (a doll got fox-fur out of him once), he's your typical 40s Noir detective.   He's the audience's stand-in as we investigate Laura's murder and the "remarkable set of dopes" she's surrounded herself with.  Waldo's statement that he's the "Detective with the sliver shin bone" not only shows he's brave, it explains to 1944 audiences why he's not in uniform. Andrews plays wonderfully off Clifton Webb ( they would've made a great comedy team) and is sufficiently tough and intelligent.  And everyone's straight-man.

Bessie
Ah Bessie. Dear, sweet, evidence destroying, cop-hating Bessie.  Dumb as a post - but who wouldn't want a devoted maid like her? Wonderfully played by Dorothy Adams, who specialized in down-trodden characters, nurses and, maids.


Ann Treadwell 
Beautifully played by Judith Anderson, an Australian who - like Webb - was a Broadway star before she came to Hollywood. Treadwell, is a wealthy society "cougar" and so in love with Shelby she's willing to kill her niece over him.  Who wouldn't want an aunt like that?  She not only introduces Laura to wealthy NYC society, she's also passed on her love for gigolos and worthless men.

Best Quote: He's no good, but he's what I want. I'm not a nice person, Laura, and neither is he. He knows I know he's just what he is. He also knows that I don't care. We belong together because we're both weak and can't seem to help it. That's why I know he's capable of murder. He's like me.

Shelby Carpenter
The weak link in the movie is the casting of Vincent Price as Shelby. The part calls for a spineless - but incredibly attractive - man.  Yet, Price isn't particularly sexy.  Its hard to believe Laura or even Treadwell would be so attracted to him. Maybe someone like Zachery Scott would've been a better fit.

Plus, Price is too good-natured and likable.  When McPherson sucker punches Price, you feel like someone had kicked a Golden Retriever.  Which makes it hard to think he was capable of murder. You wonder why McPherson couldn't have figured that out - well before the audience. But that's not Price's fault. He acts well - and his miscasting is a minor flaw.

Summary:  One of the greatest Film Noirs of all time and one of my 100 most enjoyable movies. Laura has a great cast, great score, great dialogue, and at 86 minutes isn't boring for a second.

Monday, February 18, 2019

Rating the Warren Beatty Movies

I've been more objective in my ratings than usual and  up-rated several movies for being critical and award winning hits. I don't think Beatty ever made a "Great" movie, and there are a lot of flops. In fact, Beatty made more bad movies (as a percentage of his filmography) than any other 20th Century Star.  That's not just my view - 7 of his movies have a 5.9 IMDB rating - or lower.

Very Good
  1. Bonnie and Clyde (1967)
  2. Heaven Can Wait  (1978)
  3. Reds (1981)
Good
  1. Splendor in the Grass (1961)
  2. McCabe and Mrs. Miller (1971)
  3. Shampoo (1975)
  4. Dick Tracy (1990)
Average
  1. Roman Spring of Mrs. Stone (1961)
  2. All Fall Down (1962)
  3. Lilith (1964)
  4. Mickey One (1965)
  5. Kaleidoscope (1966)
  6. Parallax View (1974)
  7. Bugsy (1991)
Poor
  1. Promise Her Anything (1966)
  2. The Only Game in Town (1970)
  3. $  (Dollars)  (1971)
  4. The Fortune (1975)
  5. Ishtar (1987)
  6. Love Affair (1994)
  7. Bulsworth (1998) 
  8. Town and Country (2001)
  9. Rules Don't Apply (2016)

Sunday, February 17, 2019

Love Affair (1994)

Plot: During a flight to Sydney, a singer  and Ex-football star fall in love. They agree to meet in NYC three months later to see if the attraction still holds.  The 2nd remake of Love Affair (1939)
Stars: Warren Beatty, Annette Bening, Katherine Hepburn

No surprise  - this is one bad movie. In 1994, the critics disliked it and it did poor box-office. Love Affair is tepid, slow-paced, and full of bad artistic decisions. This is an old-fashioned, two-person story, requiring lots of charisma and a light comedic touch from the leads - and Beatty/Bening don't make the grade. Cary Grant and Deborah Kerr they ain't. Other problems include: an embarrassing performance from 87 y/o Hepburn, an unbelievable cruise ship sequence*, and a flat script.  The introduction is awful with an annoying music score**. Finally, 57 y/o Beatty is too old and has little romantic chemistry with Bening.***

Summary:  Unless you're a Beatty or Bening fan, (or wish to see Kate Hepburn's last feature film performance) avoid at all costs.  Rating 1 out of 4

Notes
* - For some reason, Beatty decided to duplicate the shipboard romance of the first two films. But the Transatlantic liners used in the 1939 and 1957 films weren't unusual - that's how average people got across the Atlantic. Here, we get 747 engine trouble, an emergency landing on Cook Island, and a slow-boat to Tahiti. And guess who's there? Why Katherine Hepburn.  How convenient.  The contrivance is jarring and completely unnecessary.

** - No doubt because everyone in the movie is white, we get a lot of Jazz bits and pop songs from Louis Jordan, Ray Charles, and Bobby Short. None of it fits the movie.

*** - Although a lady-killer in real life, Beatty's track record as a Rom-Com star is decidedly mixed.  He has mediocre chemistry with Julie Christie in Heaven Can Wait, Hawn in Dollars Caron in Promise Her Anything and Halle Berry in Bulsworth. 

Thursday, February 14, 2019

The Roman Spring of Mrs. Stone (1961)

Plot: A middle-aged Widow becomes involved with an Italian Gigolo.  Based on the Tennessee Williams Novella.
Stars:  Vivien Leigh,  Warren Beatty, Lotta Lenya

Watching this, I  felt sorry for Vivien Leigh. What a waste of a great actress! She brings some authenticity to this gloomy piece of piffle, but she gets little support from the Script or the Director. Her character is a dumbed-down Blanche Dubois, a one-note johnny: pathetic, depressed, and headed for a bad end. The other actors? Only two have significant parts.  First, Lenya is suitably reptilian -as the corrupt Countess.  But then we come to Warren Beatty...

Warren Beatty.  No doubt realizing he's completely miscast, and his wavering "Chef Boyardee" Italian accent ridiculous, Beatty repeatably looks away from the camera and sleepwalks through the part. His presence constantly pulled me out of the story.  How could anyone buy All-American Warren Beatty as an Italian?

Summary:  Ultimately, the only reason to see the movie is Vivien Leigh. The story is dull and depressing**. Roman Spring of Mrs. Stone adapts a Tennessee Williams' novella - not a drama -  and maybe that's the problem.  We're missing the poetic language and interesting/energetic characters present in Williams' plays***. Add in a terrible Warren Beatty performance and you have one mediocre movie.  Rating 2 of 4

Notes
** = Its also somewhat dated.  Mrs. Stone is only 50, and she's intelligent, good looking, and wealthy.  Yet, the movie treats her like an ancient crone whose life is at an end.  No doubt that was believable in 1961 - but today? We have 70 y/o rock n' rollers (not that I approve!)

*** = The novella is a character study of an unlikable faded beauty and ex-actress.  Its a cautionary tale since she's relied on her looks/show-biz sucess to play "King of the Mountain" and with those gone, she  has "drifted" and turns to Roman gigolos.. There's surprisingly little dialogue.  For the film,  Mrs. Stone has to be made more likable (which defeats the purpose) and everyone else given more  depth. This probably accounts for the dullness of the dialogue.

Sunday, February 10, 2019

Promise Her Anything (1966)

Plot:  A NYC softporn filmmaker falls for a French Widow in the next Apartment.
Stars:  Leslie Caron, Warren Beatty, Bob Cummings, Kennan Wynn

There's nothing worse than an unfunny comedy, and there are few laughs to be had in this cheap Rom-Com. Before, I labeled The only Game in Town as Warren Beatty's worst movie. Wrong! This is his worst movie. The direction is uninspiring, with the only humor coming from Cummings' child-hating psychologist.  The script is thin and even at 98 minutes its outrageously padded-out with endless shots of the cute 2-year old kid - and silly songs from Bikini clad models.

Pros? Its not smutty (despite the soft-porn angle) and Caron is pretty.

Warren Beatty:  He's adequate - but his role is surprisingly small and his lines aren't funny. Bob Cummings outshines him. This was another of Beatty's Box Office Bombs before he struck gold with Bonnie and Clyde (1967)

Worst Scene: We spend 5 five minutes on Beatty saving the Kid from an obviously fake runaway crane. No one involved knew how to do slap-stick comedy.

Conclusion:  Promise her anything - but this picture. The movie aims for Bohemian charm but fails miserably. Completely forgotten* Promise Her Anything plays like a TV Pilot for a failed Sitcom. Rating 1 out of 4

* It currently has 7 IMDB user reviews and 5.4 rating!

Friday, February 8, 2019

King Rat (1965)

Plot:  In a Japanese POW camp a young British Officer and a wheeler-dealer American Corporal form an unlikely friendship. Based on the Novel by James Clavell.
Stars:  George Segal, Tom Courtenay, James Fox , John Mills

Beautifully photographed and well-acted, this is a faithful retelling of Clavell's novel - which was based on the author's real-life POW experience. Unfortunately, "realistic" doesn't mean engaging or enjoyable - and there's no one to root for. This isn't a patriotic movie like Bridge on the River Kwai.  Here, your fellow POW's - not the Japanese* - are the real enemy and its every man for himself. We focus on "King Rat" a callous, much darker, Sgt. Bilko** and James Fox's more naive British officer. The direction is good - but its 15 minutes too long.***

Summary:  Well done, but utterly depressing - and pointless. Watching it was like being a real POW.  I was glad to have survived the 135 minute ordeal - and have no desire to repeat the experience  Rating - 2 out of 4

Notes
* - like almost all Post-1945 movies, King Rat goes easy on the Japanese. For example, a Japanese officer justifies searching a hut based on the Geneva Convention - which is laughable. Japan did NOT sign the Geneva Convention - it was NOT taught to Japanese Prison guards! In the movie, when a Guard finds a forbidden radio in a bed-railing, only the man who slept there is punished. In real life, the Japanese would've brutally beaten - or even executed - everyone in the Hut.
**Casting smug George Segal in the lead didn't help.  Steve McQueen and Paul Newman turned down the role.
*** King Rat should have ended with the Japanese surrender and  King Rat's reversion to the status of a lowly US Army Corporal - Instead, it limps along for another 15 minutes.

Sunday, February 3, 2019

MIles Ahead (2015)

Plot: A fictionalized exploration of Miles Davis.
Stars: Don Cheadle, Ewan McGregor,
Best Scene:  Davis pulls a gun on a slimy record exec.

A missed opportunity. Cheadle is a dead ringer for Miles Davis, and Davis was a Jazz Giant. But Cheadle avoids a straight Bio-pic, and instead gives us a silly "Buddy picture" with Reporter McGregor and a drugged-up Miles Davis tearing up 1979 New York City in search of stolen musical session tape. Occasionally, we get flashbacks to Davis' rocky relationship with his first wife, Frances Taylor - but there's not much "bio" in this "pic". And we hear little of Miles Davis' music. Summary:  Cheadle wastes a good performance in a thin, low-budget story that barely covers 104 minutes. We needed less Ewan McGregor, fewer car chases, and more real Miles Davis and his music. If you're interested in Miles Davis, read his Autobiography instead.  Rating **1/2