Monday, December 21, 2020

Othello (1951)


 First, let me say that with the exception of Romeo and Juliet, Hamlet, Macbeth, Julius Caesar, and Henry V,   I personally think Shakespeare reads better than he plays.  After all, the glory of Shakespeare lies in his language, and not his plots.  So, my less than enthusiastic review grows from my own eccentric view of the original play.

Second, its a good thing Welles cuts the original play down to 90 minutes, and that's with Welles adding a long opening funeral.  I don't think I could have taken 2 hours of the muddied soundtrack, or Welles voice.  Normally, I love Orson's voice, but here Welles talks too fast,  and the words get lost in his Baritone rumble and mumble.  He also plays Othello wrong,  almost as a dimwit,  thereby leading you to believe Othello's downfall was less due to unreasoning jealousy and more about being  thick. (Compare to Olivier's far superior interpretation). 

Third, Welles shoots some incredible, striking B&W images, all on a low budget.  Welles gets more out of 20 people, one camera, and a few props than most directors get from a $million$ and a cast of hundreds. 

Fourth, the supporting actors, especially Michael MacLimmoir as Iago are excellent. And Suzanne Cloutier is quite lovely as Desdemona - too bad her role isn't bigger. 

Summary:  If you can only watch one Othello movie, this isn't it.  Olivier's 1965 version is much better and truer to Shakespeare.  But if you're a Welles fanatic, or a Shakespeare fan, you might give this a whirl.  Rating ***


Saturday, December 19, 2020

Wings (1927)

 


The grand-daddy of all Air force war movies, (and the winner of the first academy award), Wings follows two of our boys as they join the US Air Corps and take on "Von Kellerman" and his Flying Circus. 
The exceptional quality of Wings lies in its spectacle and realistic WWI flying conditions. The stunt work is amazing with numerous extras, and real-life explosions/plane crashes.  No CGI here.  The battle of St. Michael is re-created on grand scale.  The aerial footage is so good, it was re-used in countless B&W WW1 movies. Much of the authenticity is due to Director William Wellman a former WW1 pilot.  

As for the acting, the cast is excellent.  You have Clara Bow - who disliked the role, saying "Wings is a man's picture and I'm just the whipped cream on top of the pie" -  Richard Arlen (a WW1 Pilot) and Charles Rodgers.  The real surprise is Gary Cooper, who leaps off the screen. It was his first movie, and Cooper already has STAR written all over him. Its sad that this charismatic young buckaroo would turn into a tired old man in only 25 years. 

Summary:  An excellent war movie despite being a silent picture and a bit too long.  I hope to see it in a movie theater one day, since its massive battle scenes and flying sequences really need to be seen on the "big screen" with musical accompaniment Rating *** 1/2

Tuesday, December 15, 2020

The Magnificent Ambersons - Favorite Scenes

 1.  The Ball room scene - The high point being George's declaration that he will be  a Yachtsman and it ends wonderfully with George and Lucy talking on the stairs while Eugene and Isabel dance in the dark.

2.   The Automobile ride in the snow -  A wonderfully shot scene that is warm and funny despite being shot in a SoCal ice factory.

3.  The Ambersons and Eugene have a discussion over dinner about the Automobile and the future.

4.  George talks to Lucy for the last time before he goes overseas - another great Baxter/Holt conversation.  

5.   Eugene and Lucy talk about an old Indian Burial ground -  Baxter and Cotton have marvelous chemistry in this scene and its quite touching. 

6.  Isabel and Fanny visit Eugene's factory. 

7.  Uncle George's goodbye at the Railroad station.  "I haven't always liked you Georgie but I've always been fond of you"

You'll notice the absence of Fanny/Morehead in these 7 scenes.  I thought Morehead was all wrong for the character of Fanny, and the that Welles in order to give Morehead a better part, turned Fanny from the silly, good-hearted but not too bright character of the book, into a hysterical, strong, malevolent figure. Its big reason why the film - overall - is such a downer. 

Monday, December 14, 2020

The Crown - Season 1

 This is just a placeholder.  I tried to watch the first couple episodes but wasn't in the mood. Everything seemed Fake, and I wasn't sure if cared enough about the Royal family to keep on watching. May expand on the review, if I watch more and I have the energy to write anything. 

After watching first episode again, I've changed my mind, will write something when I get through the first season.


VEEP - TV show

Despite winning several Emmy's, I approached "The Veep" with a skeptical attitude. While I loved  Julie L. Dreyfus in Seinfeld,  I was dubious she could carry a whole show as the lead.  And i was right. She's good in the role, but she needs lots of support, and she doesn't get it.  The supporting cast is remarkably unfunny, and the scripts/jokes are mediocre at best.   Sample:

1) Upon hearing the vote for President was a tie: "Didn't those founding-f'vers ever hear of odd numbers"

2) "You're as welcome as a S-Beep Swastika in an Synagogue" 

3) "They all look alike to me. Oh, I meant, children, not the Chinese"

Hilarious, no?  Answer: No. Very No.  As you might have guessed from these three jokes selected at random, there's massive amounts of profanity and vulgarity.  Many of the scripts sound like they were written by 13 year old boys, who think dropping the "F-word" when their Mom isn't listening is screamingly funny.  I found it tiresome and indicative of mediocre writing.  But evidently some think tired jokes are funny if you add a curse word. 

The other problem is that VEEP is a "Satire", buts its never clear what *exactly* is being satirized.  Mostly, its just Dreyfus being a doofus and acting unprofessionally.  Maybe idiots (aka TV Newspaper critics) think VP's and the Presidents act like Martin Sheen in "west wing",  and think the show is "irreverent".  But that's just a guess. 

Note: This is another US TV show that is a copy of a much better British one. But that's neither here nor there, since every show stands on its own merits. 

Tuesday, December 1, 2020

Magnificent Ambersons (1942)

Stars:  Joseph Cotton, Tim Holt, Agnes Morehead, 

Plot:  Based on the prize winning novel by Booth Tarkington: the decline and fall of a well-to-do  Indiana family.

This film is loved by a large number of film sophisticates and you have to wonder why. Did any of them read the book? Because Welles took a best-selling, award winning, novel that was ironical, funny, and –at the end - uplifting and turned it into a funeral dirge.

I’m too sure how Tarkington’s novel, (which depends so much on irony, a lofty view of humanity, and 19th century Indiana Society) could be made into a successful movie, but Welles didn’t seem to know either and completely botched the job. As usual, all the Welles fans rave over his version of the story, especially the editing, the photography, the camera angles! “Oh, what narration and great acting by Morehead! If ONLY Welles had been in Hollywood to oversee the final cut, well, it would’ve been the greatest film of all time”

Well, allow me to disagree.  

Welles never made a popular movie, and the reason is quite simple. He was one of those directors who thought negative, sad stories were always superior to happy ones.  And he always believed that razzle-dazzle (the sizzle - not the steak) was the way to make movies. No doubt if Welles had his way, Scarlett would’ve fell to her death coming down that magnificent staircase,  and Dorothy would’ve  died in a balloon crash.  So sad, so tragic, so sophisticated!

Of course, sad tragic stories can be great (talk to Bill Shakespeare) but it’s much more difficult, and it takes a special talent/story to pull it off. Welles wanted to make a box-office hit, but seems not to have understood this.

But Its more than the Negative Story 

Obviously, the “Downer” quality is not the only problem with the film.  For example, Welles creates only two characters we can care about: Eugene (Joseph Cotton) and Isabell (Dolores Costello).  The two characters who hog the spotlight: Aunt Fanny and George ware quite unlikable.  In the Novel, Fanny is a silly but harmless woman, while George is shown through an ironic, distant lens.  Neither dominates the entire book, but are part of the overall narrative arc. But in the film, these two characters are constantly on-screen in the last 45 minutes, and we’re not supposed to smile at them, but identify with their suffering and downfall.  This is impossible.

The worst change is Welles' treatment of Fanny.  

In the novel,  Fanny is happier in the boarding house than before. She wants to live in the boardinghouse so much, that George goes to work in the dynamite factory.  In the film (and even more so in the cut ending) Fanny is bitter at her downfall.  In the novel Fanny is sheepishly ashamed about her stupidity, but otherwise doesn't care about the lost $$.  In the film, Morehead collapses in hysteria and screams like banshee. 

Summary:  This person put the static quality of the film this way:

 "...at the times when something is on the screen and Welles tells you what for. Meanwhile, for something to do, you count the shadows. Theatre-like is the inability to get the actors or story moving, which gives you a desire to push with your hands. There is really no living, moving or seeing to the movie; it is a series of static episodes connected by narration, as though someone sat you down and said "Here!" and gave you some postcards of the 1890's."

I think this is accurate. But the most significant error was doing nothing to make us root for George.  We don't need to root for George in the novel, because of the way Tarkington writes it.  And when George shows his generous and heroic nature at the end, we come to appreciate him.  But far too much of film is just Tim Holt being obnoxious. And we don't really care whether he gets his "comeuppance" or not.  You can have a dynamic anti-hero as the protagonist, but George isn't that either. So, there's a big hole in the middle of the film, especially the last part.  


Monday, November 30, 2020

A Fugitive from a Chain Gang - Book vs. Memoir

 As shown by the analysis below, the movie makes the memoir more dramatic, violent, and sexy. Further, Burns is whitewashed and turned into a heroic "everyman", while his wife is made into a villainess. The dramatic ending " I steal" is complete invention. 

Fugitive from a Chain Gang  – The Film

The Memoir by Robert E. Burns 

November 1918.  We join a bunch of “Doughboys” discussing what they’ll do when they get home.  James Allen (Muni) states he’ll put Army Engineering knowledge to work and start a successful career. Later. we see Muni reunite with his Mother and Brother, and go back to his old job as a shipping clerk.  

The book is more or less the same. But there’s no evidence that Burns was a “war hero” or ever in combat. Burns says his primary reason for drifting was his recurrent “shell shock” but gives no details.  

A dissatisfied Muni quits his job and tells his family the Army has changed him.  The movies shows Muni traveling the country, becoming destitute,  and pawning his Army medals for money.

Again, almost the same. The Pawning of the medals is the screenwriter’s invention. Burns received no medals for Combat heroism.

Muni meets a man, actually a criminal, who promises him a good paying job, and takes him to a local diner for lunch.  Once there, the armed robber forces Muni – at gunpoint – to empty the cash register. The Robber is then killed by police. Scared, Muni makes a break for it, and is arrested as an accomplice. A Judge sentences to him to a chain-gang for 6-10 years

Wrong. Burns was guilty. He voluntarily went with 2 other men and robbed a store owner. Burns only says he did so reluctantly. Also, nobody was killed and there was no gunplay. And while he got 6-10 years, Convicts could “buy their way out” after 1 year.

Muni arrive at the Chain Gang. He’s put in chains, and forced to break rocks in the hot sun. His dinner is so horrible, it makes him nauseous. Later, he is accused of “slacking off” and beaten with a leather strap.

Right out of the memoir, although Burns was never whipped. Burns doesn’t emphasize that convicts could receive $2/week (equal to $100 today) to buy outside food.  Or that the work/diet of the chain gang wasn’t much worse than that of many Georgia sharecroppers.  

Realizing he can’t make it six years, Muni gets his friend “bomber” to loan him six dollars and a black convict to loosen his shackles with a sledgehammer.  Muni makes a break for it, and escapes by hiding in the swamp and breathing through a straw.

Burns escape was more mundane. The $6 came from his family. And he escaped by simply running into the woods. The Guards and dogs never found his trail.

Buying a new set of clothes, Muni arrives at a speakeasy run by an ex-convict.  After a meal, and some female companionship, Muni goes to Chicago, and works as a manual laborer.  He meets a local landlady, the beautiful, blond, Glenda Farrell. She makes it clear she wants him be more than a tenant, and gives him a special monthly rate.

Burns did end up at a speakeasy, and he befriended one of the “working girls” who assisted him. But there was no sex. And while Burns did become involved with a Chicago Land-lady, she was a short, plain, 40 year old divorcee. 

Time passes. Before long Muni is a well-paid Construction executive. However, Farrell is upset that Muni doesn’t love her, and has lost interest.  When she opens a letter reveling Muni is an escaped convict, she blackmails him into marriage.

Burns was never in Construction. He helped his wife-to-be invest in real estate, and they soon owned a string of Apartment buildings.  Using the real estate proceeds Burns started a successful Chicago news magazine. She did blackmail him into marriage – after 3 years of living together.

Farrell cheats on him and spends Muni’s money like water. When Muni objects, Farrell threatens him with jail. After falling in love with someone he met at  a party, Muni asks for a divorce. Farrell calls the police and Muni is arrested.

Wrong. Burn’s wife was faithful, had her own money, and was deeply in love with Burns. However, Burns had fallen for his young secretary and demanded a divorce. After Burns refused to provide enough alimony, the wife wrote a letter to the Chicago police

Muni works out a deal with State Lawyers. After paying a large “fee” Muni will return to the Southern Chain gang, serve 90 days and then be released. Once back in the Chain Gang, Muni is double-crossed and must serve his entire time.

The Memoir and the film agree. 

Muni  is put on the worst chain-gang, and serves some hard time. Finally, Muni escapes by stealing a dump truck.  In a thrilling  car chase, Bomber is killed and Muni dynamites a bridge to lose the pursuing police.

The truth is much duller. Burns escaped by bribing a local man to pick him up and drive him to a bus station 50 miles away.

Muni’s escape generates headlines.  Time Passes. Muni’s girlfriend is accosted by Muni who comes out of the shadows. Haggard and destitute, he’s a hunted criminal. How do you live, she asks? “I Steal” The END.

Burns made his way back to New Jersey where his family was. He lived on their money and after a year, wrote his best-selling memoir. The NJ Governor refused to extricate him back to GA and Burns had no trouble making a living for the rest of his life.

 

I am a Fugitive From a Chain Gang (1932)

 Based on the true story by Robert Elliot Burns, the title tells the story.  A war veteran down on his luck gets unjustly convicted and sentenced to 6 years on a Georgia Chain Gang. He finds the beatings and conditions intolerable and escapes to Freedom.  Although Warner Brothers won Liberal plaudits for attacking the Chain Gang system, the movie is really an exciting prison picture, with fictitious shootings, car chases, beautiful woman, and savage beatings replacing mundane real life facts.

Given the same story has been done 20 times since (cf: Cool Hand Luke), the movie is surprisingly entertaining and only bogs down when Muni and his lawyers fight extradition back to Georgia.

Acting

Paul Muni - This, along with Scarface, was Muni’s big hit of 1932, and it’s his best performance.  For once, Muni plays it straight and eschews overly broad gestures or phony accents.

Others – Glenda Farrell is a hoot as the adulterous, blackmailing wife and Hale is annoying and overly pompous (no doubt deliberately) as the  Protestant Minister.  Everyone else is adequate.

 Pre-Code Behaviors:   The camera lovingly lingers over a prostitute’s body and makes it clear Muni goes to bed with her.  Later, Farrell isn’t punished for her blackmailing adulterous behavior.   

 Best Lines and Scene (SPOILERS):

Muni:  But I haven't escaped. They're still after me. They'll always be after me. I've had jobs, but I can't keep them. Something happens, someone turns up. I hide in rooms all day and travel by night. No friends, no rest, no peace. Keep moving, that's all that's left for me. Forgive me, Helen. I had to take a chance to see you tonight. Just to say goodbye.

Helen: It was all going to be so different.

Muni: It is different. They've made it different. I've got to go.

Helen: I can't let you go like this. Can't you tell me where you're going? Will you write? Do you need any money? But you must, Jim. How do you live?
Muni: I steal.

THE END.

Summary:  An excellent prison/escape picture, it  starts slow but gets better as it goes along.  Not bad for 1932.  Rating ***

Friday, November 27, 2020

Angel on My Shoulder (1945)

 This is a riff off Here Comes Mr. Jordon (its written by the same man) only this one has a Gangster (Paul Muni) returning to earth from Hades not  Heaven. And Clause Rains isn't an angel - he's the Devil. So, why return to earth?  Simple, the Gangster wants revenge, and the Devil wants to destroy Goody-Goody Judge Parker who's body the dead Gangster will inhabit.  Of course, there's a girl (Ann Baxter) who gets in the way of both plans.  

For the first 30-40 minutes this is a well done, entertaining film.  The "Rub out" is excellent, and both Rains and Hades are humorously fascinating.  Unfortunately, the movie dies once Muni returns to earth and becomes the Judge. He has no chemistry with Baxter, and doesn't have the star power or comic timing necessary for the part. And script doesn't really add much either.  

Paul Muni

I hate to always bash Paul Muni because he was actually a good (not great) actor.  But  he didn't have the charisma to be leading man. In Angel on my Shoulder, he's a believable Brooklyn Gangster. So believable,  I didn't recognize him at the start.  But that's makes him an actor with good range, not a good leading man - which is what the part requires. Unsurprisingly, the film did poor business in 1945, and Muni thereafter confined himself to supporting roles or "actor roles".

Summary:  A lost opportunity. An excellent set-up, but poor execution and casting dooms Angel on My Shoulder to mediocrity.  Too bad   Rating **

Wednesday, November 25, 2020

Scarface (1932)

Directed by Howard Hawks, this is the original Gangster classic that set the template for many films to come. Based on the Al Capone story, we follow Tony Camonte as he blasts his way to the top of the Chicago rackets before meeting a bloody end. It’s a familiar tale, which has been done better, but Hawks did it first. And his direction is the high-point of the movie. Hawks keeps things moving along and his shoot-outs and “Gangland Hits” are so well done they’ve been copied in numerous films. The script by Hecht has some funny “comic relief” and interesting dialogue, along with a strange relationship between the Tony and his “Kid Sister.” 

Negatives
Paul Muni is borderline adequate in the lead role, lacking the star power of Cagney or the intensity of E.G. Robinson. Muni compounds the lack of Charisma with a Dodgy Italian accent (it fades in and out) and overly broad and weird facial expressions. I found them distracting, and couldn’t figure out what emotions Muni was trying to express. Charm? Lust? Toughness? Who knows? The supporting cast ranges from Strong (Raft as Muni’s sidekick/Karen Morley as the Gangster Moll) to weak Inez Palange (Tony’s Mother). 

Best Lines:
Poppy: Kind of gaudy, isn't it? 
Tony: Ain't it though? Glad you like it. 

Best Scene: 
Tony sets a trap, and goes to Lovo’s office to determine if Lovo has tried to “Rub him out” 

Summary: Well-done if overly familiar Gangster tale, with great direction and a mediocre lead. A milestone film, but only moderately entertaining. Rating **1/2

Tuesday, September 8, 2020

Louie TV Show 2010-2015



I started Louie with no preconceptions. While I’d heard of C.K. Louis, I’d never seen one second of his comedy act. After seeing his TV show, I’m somewhat impressed. Not by his stand-up, but by his ability to write, direct, and star in some good television. Unfortunately this good TV is scattered among a lot of very bad TV. I’ve never seen a more uneven TV series. Or, one that required a DVD player with a big FF button.

For the first three seasons, “Louie” uses a standard formula. We get three things: 1) A Louie Stand-up routine, 2) some comedy sketches (sometimes linked to a plot sometimes not), and 3) some low-key charming/serious scenes relating to Louis’ love life or kids. The problem is, I don’t find CK’s standup funny, and he’s not a good comic actor, which hampers his family and love life scenes. Further, there’s a relentless ugliness and vulgarity that started to wear me down. We’re talking constant profanity and vulgar jokes, along with some ugly on-location of shots of less than beautiful NYC. Compounding the problem is some bad casting. Some of the actors are good, but too many of them are like CK Louis himself aka homely and low on charm. The script often wants a character to be “Wacky” or humorously non-conformist (like Seinfeld’s characters) but the actors are just obnoxious. Nor do I want to see sex with two unattractive characters.

I should also mention the weird combination of PC and tiresome “Lets shock the Bourgeoisie ” vulgarity. We get far too many shots of Louie having sex, going the bathroom, and other such behaviors. Meanwhile, in a bit of PC casting Louie ex-wife is black, despite both daughters being white. We even get lectures on racism, as when Louie goes to Oklahoma and sets those rednecks straight.

But that’s on the negative side. On the positive side there are excellent funny moments in the series, showing CK is an excellent comedy writer. My favorite moments:

  • A Lawyer explains to Louie why he’ll have to pay a rich family $5 million
  • Louie tries to persuade his accountant to let him buy a $10 million mansion
  • Louie buys a motorcycle and ends up in the ER
  • A comic friend talks about committing suicide
  • Louie and the Girls go out trick or treating ( a rare serious sketch that works)
  • Every scene with Charles Grodin
  • A Grand-Aunt shows she’s not PC
  • J. Murray Abraham explains why Louie needs to see his Father over lunch
Top 10 Episodes:
  1. Late Show Part 3 ( Season 2)
  2. Late Show Part 2 (Season 2)
  3. Late Show Part 1 (Season 2)
  4. Something is Wrong (Season 3)
  5. The Model (Season 4)
  6. Daddy’s Girlfriend Part II (Season 3)
  7. Eddie (Season 2)
  8. Moving (Season 2)
  9. Bully (season 1)
  10. Double Date (Season 1)

Sunday, August 23, 2020

Three Musketeers (1974)

Director: Richard Lester
Stars: Charlton Heston, Michael York, Raquel Welch, Oliver Reed
Plus: Excellent Cast, sumptuous costumes and sets, Great Cinematography
Best Scene: Anything with Charlton Heston

Although billed as an Adventure, this retelling of Dumas' Swashbuckling Novel, its really a comedy*. In fact, there are so many jokes it should be called "Carry on Dumas".  Some of the jokes are funny, but the constant barrage of sight gags, slap stick, and tongue-in-cheek remarks, makes it impossible to take the story seriously, even when it tries to be.

Despite all the sword fights** (almost 1/4 of the movie) we never believe any of our heroes are in danger. And showing the King and Queen as buffoons further distances us from the story.  Why should we care if the Queen gets her diamonds back?

Summary:  Three Musketeers is as Kael put it: Joke, Joke, Joke. There's very little gallantry or charm.  If you laugh fine. But if you don't -  you'd better bail out quick, unless you like pretty pictures and costumes.  

Notes
* - Lester originally planned to have the Beatles to play the 4 Musketeers but that fell through for obvious reasons.
** - Like the action in "Robin and Marian", Lester shoots most of his fights from medium and long distance, and its not very exciting. There are no exciting/serious duels  ala Rathbone v. Flynn/Power or in films like Scaramouche. Instead, Lester gives us brawls, with plenty of wrestling, knocking about,  and sword slashes in the air. Or silly fights with Lanterns or people getting shot off horses with old-timey muskets.

Ipcress File (1965)

The first of three movies starring Michael Caine as "Harry Palmer" the anti-James bond.  Plenty of location shots of 1965 London, and a great cast.  Lots of flashy direction by Stanley Furie. The best thing is Michael Caine who bring the right amount of humor and working class energy to the role. The story starts slow, taking 30 minutes for us to meet the villain and start the story. Too much time is spent showing us that Caine is NOT Bond, and that spies lives are mostly humdrum and average.

Best scenes:
  • Palmer and Dalby meet in British Supermarket.
  • Major Ross and Caine meet the villain while listening to a military Band
  • Palmer must decide who is the Double Agent (Satirized on Get Smart)

Worst Scenes:
  • Palmer is brainwashed using psychedelic lights and sketchy 60's movie science.
  • We seen Caine make dinner twice. 

Summary: The first and best of the Harry Palmer Spy Triology. Labeled "The thinking man's James Bond, it starts off too slow but quickly becomes an engaging spy story with some very good acting. Overall its uneven and might bore those uninterested in 60's London and the Cold war.
                       

Thursday, July 23, 2020

Funeral in Berlin (1966)

A follow-on to the Icpriss file, this one has Harry Palmer going to Berlin to help a KGB General defect to the West. Its well-acted and directed, and benefits from a good performance by Michael Caine, some witty, clever dialogue, and plenty of West Berlin location shots. For the first 80 minutes its a good, if somewhat leisurely, Cold War Spy story.

Sadly, the movie then switches gears and turns into a 20 minute action story with a new plot.* Y'see Harry's German friend is actually a former Nazi trying to regain his identity papers and escape to East Berlin. Nothing prepares us for this, and frankly, I didn't much care**. Its as if the director decided "Wait a minute we don't have enough killings and fist fights" and threw in this nonsense to meet the allotted 104 minute run time. Too bad the script goes wrong, because the supporting cast is very good.***

 Notes (spoilers)

* = The movie reaches its natural ending when Palmer refuses to kill Vulkan in cold blood., and Caine talks to the KGB General in West Berlin. However, we then switch to Vulkan killing a safe cracker and ambushing Palmer to get the documents. This is followed by a Palmer-Vulkan fist fight, then the M5 documents guy showing up, another killing, another fight, and then the final failed escape attempt.
** = The German's change from Palmer's friend to Nazi Villain is completely unconvincing and since we were never given much background about the character or his crimes, its impossible to care. We are relieved when Palmer lets him go, and then surprised when Vulkan cold-bloodily attacks Palmer out of nowhere.
*** = Oskar Homokla in particular is very good.  Eva Renzi is very beautiful and can act. Hugh Burden is excellent as the pathetic MI5 Documents expert.

Sunday, July 19, 2020

Get Carter (1971)

Get Carter is a British twist on a familiar film-noir plot* : a man seeks vengeance for  his brother’s murder. But it’s not only the British Midlands setting that’s different, instead of the usual "good guy" brother finding his dead brother was mixed up with crooks, we get the opposite. The film benefits from a  clever script and a slew of good performances, starting with Michael Caine** as the lead.  We also get plenty of sex and violence, although its more realistic*** and subdued than the typical American fare. 

Summary: A well done, brutal revenge story, it’s a soul-less exercise in style (it reminded me of Point Blank) with everyone who needs killing ending up dead.. I enjoyed it for the Newcastle locations and 1970s British Vibe. Rating - 3 stars


Notes
* As an in-joke we see Carter reading “Farewell, My lovely” on the train to Newcastle. Later, in the “bar” the singers belt out “I like New York in June, how about you?” while Caine orders “Scotch”.
** Its a testimony to Caine's charisma that he makes us root for such a vicious bastard. SPOILER For example, after a pub owner tells Carter he didn’t kill his brother but only helped the bad guys, Carter kills him anyway!. He also causes the death of 2 women, although it’s not clear that either of them deserved to die.
***  I should say “relatively” realistic. One wonders where the police are during the numerous chase scenes, punch-ups and shoot-outs.
 

Friday, July 17, 2020

Pulp Fiction (1994)

In 1994, Pulp Fiction ushered in a whole new type of film that mixed realism, fantasy, smart dialogue and graphic violence. Widely praised by the critics as “shocking” “Funny” and “Blazingly Original”, it received a mix reception from the general public. I saw it in 1994 at a local matinee and enjoyed it. But half the audience walked out before an hour was up. One old man walked by me and spit out “this is garbage”.  Today, of course, we’re so used to deviancy and violence, it seems almost normal.

On re-watch, I liked it less and was struck at how silly & tiresome some of it is. Did we really need the restaurant hold up scenes - and those two bogus characters?  What was the point? Or have a discussion of Burger King Hamburgers in France? In fact, only two of the characters held my interest. First, Bruce Willis as the boxer in danger, and Harvey Keitel’s “clean up” Pro. They’re about 40% of the movie. Other notes: Travolta looks apish and stupid, while Uma Thurman looks quite odd - like a female impersonator.

Summary: This is the movie that started QT into his own special world of comic book characters, over-the-top violence, and riffing off old movies. Later he became even more fantastical, and extravagant in things like Django and Inglorious Bastards. Like those movies, I only enjoyed parts of Pulp Fiction. I admire the technique and the sometimes brilliant smart-ass dialogue - but I need more than that. There’s nothing wrong with a good hot dog, but no matter how well you cook it, it’s still a Hot dog.  Even when it comes with expensive Mustard.  Rating ** 1/2 

Blood Simple (1984)

Blood Simple was the Coen Brothers first film and it has all their trademark bits: The quirky characters, the excellent photography, the smart ass dialogue, and the artificial movie reality. The problem is nobody is likeable, and only one person (the villain) is interesting.

The three lead characters all have lockjaw and speak so slowly, it’s as if the Coen’s wrote their words in cement. Even worse, the three (the two adulterers and the cuckold) are incredibly stupid. Every problem in movie could have been avoided by a realistic discussion. Instead, obvious questions go unasked and vital information is withheld for no reason. It’s less “blood simple” than “Three simpletons”. For example (spoilers ahead):

When John Getz stumbles upon a dead “Marty” he finds Frances McDormand gun. Does he pick up the gun and leave? Of course not. Instead, he takes the body and buries it, cleans up the crime scene, and never asks McDormand if she killed Marty. And why bury him and risk being discovered when the gun is her only link to the crime?

When Marty meets with killer/detective E. Emmett Walsh, he’s shown a fake death photo of the 2 lovers and Marty gives him $10,000. But why is he shown a photo? Obviously, if Marty’s wife had been killed the police would’ve contacted Marty. Yet, he never asks what Walsh did with the bodies. Or why he’s showing him a photo. Huh?

Walsh shoots Marty but never checks to see if he’s really dead. Huh? Hours later when Getz is about to bury him, Marty then suddenly brings to life. How did that happen?

Summary: A good first effort by the Coen Brothers. Unfortunately, a few excellent scenes (especially the last 10 minutes) and Walsh’s creepy detective can’t overcome the unpleasant leads, plot holes, and slow-pace. Worth a watch for Coen fans - otherwise mediocre ** ½

Sunday, July 12, 2020

The French Connection (1971)

The French Connection is a sometimes exciting, sometimes boring, police/action story about two NYC policemen trying to nab a French Drug dealer. There’s nothing wrong with it, but you wonder why in the world it why it won an Academy Award. Perhaps, in 1971, it was the grimy New York locations shots, or the “shocking” raw violence and language, or the amazing Car stunts. And then there’s Gene Hackman’s Popeye Doyle, the original foul-mouthed, macho cop, obsessed with getting the bad guys.

But 50 years later, all this is pretty standard
And I was hitting the FF (despite it being 104 minutes) throughout the movie. We spend too much time tailing/staking-out the bad guys or showing the Frenchman or Hackman’ private life. And there’s no real characterization. Roy Schneider is given little to do, and the bad guys are paper thin cliches. The script? It doesn’t have one memorable line. We even get the standard “Keep me on the case, Chief” scene and fights with the superiors.

The Movie contains a lot of unrealistic action.
The car drive (an EL Chase?) under the EL is justly famous but makes little sense, since he almost kills himself and a dozen innocent people. Why didn’t  Doyle just phone the next station and have the the killer picked up? Nor does the French Assassin behave in realistic manner. Why kill a low-level NYC policeman? Or use a high-powered rifle (that misses) from a rooftop? And why get on the El Train with no escape and only one destination? In other words, he’s a professional killer - with no escape plan. Really.

Summary A good movie of its kind - but unworthy of a Best Picture Award. Some good things: The Car chase, the bar scene, and Gene Hackman. But too much is forgettable. Bottom-line?  Its just standard cops and robbers. Recommended for Hackman fans & those nostalgic for gritty 1971 Brooklyn.

Sunday, June 21, 2020

Sayonara (1957) - Rewatch

Brando is Very Dull
Decided to re-watch this old Brando movie.  Impressed by how lovely the cinematography is.  But I was shocked at how Dull Brando was in the movie.  And that's not a word I normally associate with Brando.  Partly its Brando's performance. He not only plays Major Guvnor in a very subdued straight-laced way - he adopts a deep Southern drawl, and sounds like a dimwit. Despite being a West Point Grad and Jet Fighter pilot, Brando makes his character the dumbest guy in the room. Literally *every* character Brando talks to is sharper and more energetic.  Man, his voice and affected accent really started to grate on me.

But its also the script.
Brando's character is almost completely passive for 2 hours and spends his time listening to the other characters. He listens to his Fiancee on why she doesn't want to get married, he listens her mother on why they should be married, he listens to Red Buttons tell him why interracial marriage is right, he listens to the General and Col. Claven tell him why Red Buttons is wrong. He listens/watches the Kabuki theater. He even listens to James Garner tell him where to get a date. And despite being the supposed Leading man, he's more Red Button's "Best Friend" than the other way round.

And then there's Brando's romance with Miiko Taka,
Which struck me as extremely brief and almost perfunctory. First, Taka doesn't show up till the 45 minute mark, and doesn't talk to Brando till 56 minutes in. We then get one five minute first date, then a montage of various love scenes (walks on the beach, etc.), a second 5 minute talk and BOOM they're in love. And there's not much more until the last 10 minutes, when Brando and Taka decide to  get married despite both sides disapproving.

The Rest of the Movie
As I said, the cinematography is lovely & the acting by the supporting characters (except for Red Buttons who's terrible) is good. Even Ricardo Montaban seemed better the 2nd time round. But the pace is too slow -the Japanese theater seems like filler.  And I was struck at how unnecessary the James Garner's characters was. Its too long at 2.5 hours.  Conclusion:  As propaganda for interracial marriage its well done.  As a drama/romance its mediocre.

Thursday, May 7, 2020

A Fugitive Kind (1960) - Rewatch

Plot:   In a small Southern town, the Italian wife of a dying store owner hires a drifter to help her run the store. Complications ensue.
Stars:  Marlon Brando, Anna Magnani, Joanne Woodward, R.G. Armstrong, Maureen Staplelton,
Best Quote:  Tennessee, darling, they've absolutely ruined your perfectly dreadful play - Tallulah Bankhead
Runner-up Quote:  Walked out- Brando enourmously fat and quite incoherent - pauses for hours between every unitelligible word - and the whole thing is a crushing bore - John Gielgud. 

I was far too generous with this film the first time round.  Yes, the acting is good, but the story and characters are simply awful, and its hard to see why all this first-rate talent was so eager to do it. Outside of the two main characters, everyone is either unpleasant or grotesque,  No wonder the original Broadway play was a flop.

Usually, Williams creates villains that are bad - but energetic and larger-then-life.  Here, they're just small-town jerks. To make us sympathize with Magnani's adultery, her dying husband is portrayed as a nasty man full of insults and sarcasm.  And to make us root against Joanne Woodward -Magnini's rival for Brando - she's given strange makeup, unattractive clothes, and runs around drunk and having sex in the cemetery!  Just as bad, we get the  usual Southern-fried Hollywood stereotypes, including (groan) the bigoted Sheriff telling Brando to get out of town by sundown. Hey, they take adultery seriously down in Dixie!

And we're SUPPOSED to care for drifter Brando (named "snakeskin"), but we don't, because his character is so superficially drawn.  Brando does what he can, and he's in full mumble-pause mode, but his character is never believable**. He's another movie stumble-bum/drifter who's really a Saint underneath it all.  The only  realistic/likable character is Magnani - but she's only a part of the movie.

Direction? The movie starts off well, with New Orleans trial scene, and Brando's arrival in the small town. But the whole things gets duller and more unpleasant as it moves along. And it drags on for two hours. Summary: On re-watch my opinion is lowered, even some good acting can't save this lumbering, odd, bore of a movie.

** - Brando's character is given a guitar, which he treasures above all.  But he almost never plays it, and Brando never sings. It exists mainly, to give Brando's character an interesting attribute, and to hide Brando's big stomach.

Sunday, May 3, 2020

Brando's Battle of the Bulge

I'll admit it, I find Marlon Brando interesting. Not just as an actor but as a person.  Not admirable - but fascinating and unusual. For example, unlike most leading men of the 1950s and 1960s, Brando had a real weight problem. Some highlights:

  • George Englund writes that Brando needed to lose 30 lbs for "The Ugly American" and was doing well on his diet, until Brando and Englund went to a Beverly Hills Party. Brando disappeared into the Kitchen where Englund found Brando. wolfing down an entire cherry pie and a bottle of milk.
  • In 1993, Brando had an insurance examination for his book and weighed-in at 305 lbs, but otherwise had no major health problems.
  • Apocalypse Now. Brando showed up in the Philippines in 1976, 80 lbs overweight, and was so obese Coppola had to use a body double, and shoot Brando in shadows and from the waist up.
  • In 1968, Kazan wanted him to lose weight for the Arrangement and was shocked at how fat Brando was in the The Countess from Hong Kong. By Comparison, Brando is in great shape in Night of the Following Day, shot in October 1966.
  • Ghost-writer Lindsey writes Brando was so fat in 1991, he put his plate on his stomach, where it was perfectly flat.
  • The One Eyed Jacks crew gave Brando an expensive belt at the wrap-party with the note: "Hope it fits".
  • On Mutiny on the Bounty, Brando kept gaining weight and splitting his costume. requiring constant sets of new clothes.
  • In most movies after 1973 the director's shot around Brando's weight by keeping the camera above the waist, or shooting Brando behind a table. Another trick was to give him flowing robes, or a well-tailored dark suit to hide the pounds.
  • During the 1973 Dick Cavett interview, Brando hides his weight by wearing a Denim Jacket over a very dark sweater, with dark pants. He's either shot over the shoulder, or straight on. Its only when he's shown - once or twice -in close up at slight angle, that you can see his massive stomach spread. Comparison to his 1968 interview with Carson, shows the weight gain.
  • In Appaloosa he wears loose fitting Pancho's and uses a stunt double for the action scenes.
  • Brando swam and skin-dived, but there's no record of him hiking, jogging, playing tennis or golf, or any sport after the age of 20. According to his personal assistant, the older Brando would occasionally do exercises in the pool.
  • In Autobiography, Brando claims he could lose up to fifty pounds, "whenever he wished", but as he got older and more fat, losing that "Fifty Pounds" meant he was bouncing between being 30-80 overweight. 

Sunday, April 26, 2020

Maigret tend un piège (1958)

Plot:  Based on the Georges Simenon novel - Inspector Maigret pursues a killer who's stalking women in alleyways of Paris.
Stars: Jean Gabin, Annie Girardot, Oliver Hussenot, Lucienne Bogarert.

Part film noir, part police-procedural, this was nominated for three BAFTA awards, and its easy to see why. Everyone, especially Gabin and the Inspector, is perfectly cast, Gabin gives life to the exhausted ready-to-retire inspector, while Bogaret is dynamic as the protective mother , Annie Girardot is believable and subtle as the loving wife. Another plus, we get some great Old Paris atmosphere. And I loved the old-fashioned Gabin kitchen! The mystery itself is well-done and we get plenty of action along with the cat-and-mouse questionings.

Cons: At the end, Jean Desailly overacts. Second, the closing police station scenes go on too long. Did we really need to see Maurice being stalled and his burglary complaint typed-up two or three times? Side Note: The movie was reissued in the USA under the ludicrous title "Woman-Bait"

Conclusion: A very enjoyable French Detective movie. I'm looking forward to the two sequels and reading some Georges Simenon novels. Rating ***

Saturday, April 18, 2020

Duel At Diablo (1966)

Plot:  Civilians under US Calavry escort are attacked by renegade Indians.
Stars: James Garner, Sidney Poitier, Bibi Anderson, Dennis Weaver, Bill Travers
How others Saw it: Duel at Diablo is one of those odd movies where almost every written review on the internet is positive, yet it has a Rotten Tomato rating of 57% and a low IMDB Rating of 6.4 with the 1000 Top users.

This is a tough, action-packed,  mid-60s Western that I liked much less than I expected. Clocking in at 103 minutes it moves at a fast pace, has wonderful Utah cinematography and was always engaging. Yet, I didn't enjoy it much. Besides the anachronistic score, the film failed in two major aspects (1) Lack of Historical authenticity and (2) badly cast actors playing unlikable Characters.


Historical Inaccuracy
Movies aren't history lessons, but they should at least TRY for some historical realism (and I'm not talking about minor things like using right Winchester model or the right US Calvary uniform). In Duel at Diablo everyone is a 20th Century American in cowboys hats. Nobody behaves like its the Old West. Poitier mixes with all the whites and no one says a thing. Then we have Anderson, who was kidnapped by the Apaches, bore a Indian child, and wants to go back. Talk about Fake. In reality, woman captives were mistreated and became the property of their Indian captor. They were extremely happy when someone paid a ransom & they returned to civilization. And they were not ostracized by American society, but pitied for their tragic ordeal. However in Duel at Diablo, Anderson is treated as if she had a mulatto baby in 1860 Mississippi!

Meanwhile, Garner carries around the scalp of his Indian wife (why?) who was viciously murdered by white bigots (like about a dozen other leading men in Westerns circa 1950 -1970). Again - completely Fake. In the Old West, killing someone's wife was considered probably the most heinous crime possible - and  extremely rare. A whole posse would've gone out to hang the culprit - but in the movie, Garner has to go on a lone crusade for justice.

Badly Cast actors and Unlikable Characters
I'll go over them one by one, it should be noted that there's little chemistry BETWEEN the actors, no doubt because they come from such eclectic backgrounds. With that said:

Bibi Anderson: First, what is a beautiful Swede doing in 1880 Arizona married to Dennis Weaver - of all people? Secondly, Anderson never really connects with the other actors, partly because her character is so absurd, but also because Anderson speaks in a stilted, remote manner.  She seems to be acting by  herself. Was it because English is her second language - or bad direction?

Dennis Weaver; Until he redeems himself at the end, Weaver plays an utterly despicable character. He treats Anderson with contempt, and is rightly disliked by everyone else. Sometimes villainy can be fun or interesting, but not in this case. Weaver himself brings little to the party.  He really belonged on the small screen.

Sidney Poitier- A very good actor, but he's about as Western as Humphrey Bogart. Leaving aside skin color, there's a modern urbane quality to Poitier which makes him a bad fit for any Western. That's not surprising given he grew up in the Bahamas and NYC. To  make it worse, his character isn't likable, after trying to buy an Indian scalp, he looks on while Garner prevents Anderson from being raped, and is more interested in money than anything else. This was his first, and last, big-time Western.

Bill Travers - Playing an officious US Cavalry Captain, Travers is an ex-enlisted man and the best friend of Garner. I don't really know much about Travers, but he's very bland - and there's no Bromance with supposed "Best Friend"  Garner. The English accent doesn't help.

James Garner - In a change from likable Bret Maverick, Garner plays a bitter, hardened frontier scout bent on avenging his wife. There's nothing wrong with Garner's acting, but his character doesn't have a hint of charm or good spirits. Nor is he Lee Marvin or Clint Eastwood in the tough guy department.

Summary:  Leaving aside historical inaccuracy, nobody in Duel at Diablo truly liked anyone else - and I didn't like them either. I didn't give a damn whether the Apache killed them or not. Sometimes good action scenes aren't enough - you need believable situations, well cast actors,  and characters you can root for.  Rating **

Tuesday, April 14, 2020

On Katharine Hepburn

The part was nearly unactable, yet Miss Hepburn took it, and found triumph in it. She glittered like a bracelet thrown up at the sun; she was metallic, yet reminded us that metals shine yet still melt.

Her voice is a rallying cry for truancy, a downright clarion. "she is" someone once declared "that yell - that shriek that is simultaneous with the ringing of a school bell." - the bell that provokes the rush to the playground. Miss Hepburn is not versatile - she is simply unique.  Like most stars of real magnitude, she can do two or three of the hardest things in the world supremely well; and the play scores a bulls-eye on the target of her talents.   Her role is written in one note, but it is Miss Hepburn's note, and she makes it sound like a Cadenza - Kenneth Tynan on the Millionairess. 

Sunday, April 12, 2020

Witness to Murder (1954)

"Witness to Murder" is a modest but entertaining thriller with some sensational cinematography and a couple of conspicuously good performances by Barbara Stanwyck, Gary Merrill, and George Sanders that more than compensate for its rather unbelievable plot. Only 81 minutes long, the story doesn't contain many twists but it’s impossible not to become involved with Stanwyck’s plight. She’s reported a murderer, but the Police think she’s a kook, and the killer a nice guy! Further, many scenes are suspenseful and well done. Unfortunately, the whole thing ends abruptly, as if the screenwriters ran out of time, and had to end the film.

George Sanders is tremendous and convincingly plays a sophisticated LA author who's actually a callous killer. He only fails when his character absurdly breaks into Germanic Nazi-speak – all that’s missing is the Seig Heil!*  Barbara Stanwyck is excellent as the determined woman seeking justice, but also has well-played moments of weakness. Gary Merrill lends excellent support as the sympathetic, highly intelligent, policeman.

Other pluses? Some good cinematography which enhances the mood. Cons? The music is intrusive and way overdone. Rating ** 1/2 

Notes
* = It says something about Hollywood, that in the midst of the Cold War, with the Korean War - with 50,000 dead Americans - just ended,  they couldn't make the villain a Communist. Instead Sanders is a ridiculous Santa Monica Nazi - he even quotes Hegel and Nietzsche !

The Academy Awards Love Brando

Its rather amusing that some younger Brando fans believe he was a "Hollywood rebel".  The fact is, Brando was a favorite of the Hollywood establishment  from the first day he arrived in Hollywood - this is shown by the favoritism of the AA nominating committee.  Lets examine his AA nominations:

Nominations for Leading Actor

1951  Streetcar named Desire
This was well deserved.

1952  Viva Zapata
Given the other American acting performances this was a deserved nomination

1953 Julius Caesar
This is where the favoritism starts. First of all, Brando plays Marc Anthony who is a supporting character. Anthony has one-half the lines of Brutus, and 70% of the lines of Cassius. Second, while Brando gives a good performance, James Mason - in the lead - was just as good and Gielgud - as Cassius - was better.  Yet, the Academy overlooked both excellent performances and gave Brando the AA Lead actor nod!

1954 On the Waterfront
A deserved nomination and win

1957 Sayonara
A completely undeserved nomination.  Far from AA caliber, This is one of Brando's worst performances. The role itself is rather bland, Brando has little chemistry with his leading lady, and his decision to portray the character as thick-headed southerner is unrealistic (he's supposedly a hot-shot jet fighter pilot) and badly done.  It was a weak year, so there's some defense for the nomination.

1972 Godfather
Once again Brando was given a Leading actor nomination for a supporting role. Al Pacino was the true lead actor. The Godfather (original version ) is a  three hour movie - approximately 180 minutes. Brando is shot at the 45 minute mark, hospitalized, and doesn't have significant dialogue again till the 120 minute mark. He then  dies with 30 minutes to go. In other words, Brando is missing for 105 of 180 minutes. Some leading man!  Pacino meanwhile, appears throughout the movie. Al Pacino was so insulted at being given a "Supporting" nomination he boycotted the Feb 1973 awards show.

1973 Last Tango in Paris
This is a rather odd AA nomination for three reasons.
  • First, the 60s/early 70s Academy rarely nominated actors in foreign films. People forget that Last tango is a foreign film.  It has plenty of french dialogue, and was shot in France. It was produced, directed, and written by Frenchmen and Italians, and has only one American actor - Brando. 
  • Second,  Brando refused the award in 1972, and was publicly contemptuous of the Academy. How many others have thumbed their noses at the AA and been rewarded? 
  • Thirdly, the AA usually avoided nominating  last year's winner in the following year. It was felt to be "too soon" and  they preferred to "spread the nominations around".  
Yet, rather than nominate someone who wanted an AA and/or hadn't been nominated before, or worked in an American film, the academy went with Brando - AGAIN. That's favoritism.

Supporting actor Nominations 

1989 Dry White Season
Here the Academy nominated Brando for a standard 15 minute Lawyer role. He appears in only two scenes and does little to justify a nomination. He's not bad, its just a good solid performance that a half-dozen English actors could have done as well.  One wonders what Brando would've done if he'd won - send up another Fake Indian, or try a Fake black South African?

Monday, April 6, 2020

Caught Plastered (1931)

Although forgotten today, the comedy team of Wheeler and Wolsey were very popular in the 1930's Caught Plastered, their first film shows why. Its a mildly amusing, short comedy about two down-and-out Vaudevillians helping an old lady save her drug store. Wolsey is a sort of poor man's Groucho, with wisecracks, glasses and a cigar. Naive, baby-face Wheeler handles the romance and sings. I found them very funny, but more charismatic comedians - like the Marx Brothers, WC fields, Laurel & Hardy - overshadowed them. They just aren't in the same league. The hokey plot (old fashioned even in 1931) is just an excuse for jokes and some vaudeville routines, although Jason Robards Senior makes an excellent villain and Dorothy Lee has some innocent clunky charm.

Best Scene: W&W wait on some very demanding, obnoxious customers.


Typical Jokes:
Wheeler: The manager came backstage and said he didn't allow profanity in his theater.
Wolsey: We didn't use any profanity.
Tanner: I know, but the audience did.

Wolsey: You know, some people call me a wit.
Wheeler: And they're half right.

Summary: Like many early 30's movies, this comedy is a bit of an antique piece. To modern viewers the whole thing is played half-a-beat too slow. But its only 68 minutes and I laughed at many of the jokes. Wolsey and Wheeler are a funny comedy team, and I'm looking forward to more of their films. Rating ** 1/2

Sunday, April 5, 2020

Born on the 4th of July (1989)

Where did we go wrong Oliver Stone? I used to love your movies, and think you were a great director. And yet as I re-watch these old favorites from the 1980s and early 1990s, I wonder what I ever saw in you.  I guess I've grown up and changed. What seemed "cool" and "realistic" in 1989, now seems hysterical, overdone and fake. And who can believe Tom Cruise as a Small-town disabled vet? And what's up with all the fake Small-town Americana at the start - its even worse then Nixon.  Of course, there's some good acting, by Dafoe and Berenger,  and the flim isn't boring.  You were never boring Oliver. But all the flashy photography, rats, and superficial, over-the-top dramatics, just doesn't do it anymore. And I can't help but remember all the liberal establishments types who cried over Ron Kovics had no trouble cheerleading for the Gulf War and our invasion of Iraq*.  That left a sour taste in my mouth. But we'll always have Platoon - so there's that.  Rating **1/2

* = Hollywood scriptwriters know that disabled vets make good antiwar movies or inspiring stories depending on how you tell the story.  When Hollywood dislikes a war, like Vietnam or WW 1, then the tone is "What the hell did he lose his legs for?"  When its a  liberal "Good War"  then its about the noble struggle to over come the handicap (Pride of the Marines, the Men, etc.)  The Hollywood flip-flopping from being pro-war to anti-war never seems to be sincere but seems always driven by politics. For example, its only after Vietnam came on the horizon that anti-war movies based on WW II (Slaughter-house Five, Catch-22, Johnny Got his Gun) suddenly made an appearance.  And from what I can tell, no real anti-war movie has been about the Gulf War, or Iraq or Afghanistan.

Leaving Las Vegas (1995)

Soft-porn movie about the love between an alcoholic bent on drinking himself to death (Nicholas Cage) and a warm-hearted prostitute (Elizabeth Shue). I'm never understood the appeal of these sort of movies but actors seem to love them, since it gives them a chance to act with a Capital "A" Cf: Ray Milland in Lost Weekend,  Albert Finney in Under the Volcano and Nicholson and Streep in IronWeed. 

 Leaving Las Vegas is the same type movie, except it has lots more graphic sex, profanity, and sleazy characters. One could accept that as "realism" if the rest of the movie wasn't so unrealistic. For example: How can Cage drink so much and stay lucid? Or, why is someone as beautiful/intelligent as Shue street-walking in Las Vegas?  In reality, Shue would be making big money "escorting" rich clients.  And why would she care about down-and-out Cage, except it makes a good story?  Its hard to feel the "realism" when Shue's character is just the cliched "prostitute with a heart of gold."

Summary: I'm not a fan of sad stories about unlikable losers killing themselves with booze - but Shue and Cage do some fine acting and *almost* make the film enjoyable.  BTW, isn't it interesting that Hollywood gives us downer stories about the evils of drink, but takes a more or less positive,"isn't it wild and wacky?" approach to cocaine and MJ.  No doubt lots of Hollywood execs got in on ground floor of the legalized Marijuana business.  Rating **

Tuesday, March 24, 2020

Rating the Post 1973 Brando Movies

Brando released 12 pictures after Last Tango in Paris (1973) all of them supporting roles. Anyone looking for Brando  "The Great Actor" will be disappointed.   Three of the twelve movies are extended cameos. In the remaining nine films, we have:

  • two with serious acting
  • one SF/horror film
  • one political movie
  • one Western
  • one Heist movie
  • and three Comedies 

Here are the two movies with serious acting:  In Apocalypse Now,  he's simply awful and earned bad critical reviews. And Dry White Season won Brando an AA nomination for a 15 minute, two scene standard lawyer role.  Looked at from another angle, three of the nine are stinkers, four are forgettable, and only two  are good/very good. None are Excellent.

Its a sorry record, and covers the last 30 years of Brando's life.  But -as he said publicly- Brando only acted for $$$ or to push his left-wing politics. And he succeeded in making as much money as possible with the least amount of effort.  To make these 12 movies Brando didn't spend - in total - more than 12 months on set and made at least $100 million . And he never had to lose weight. He could be chubby or a 280 lbs land-whale and still rake in the cash.

I've ranked the movies as follows:

Very Good
Apocalypse Now (1979) - But Brando is awful. The worst thing in the movie

Good
Superman (1978) - *
The Score (2001) - A generic role. Brando performance unremarkable.

Average
Missouri Breaks (1976) - Some interesting acting in a dull part.
Dry White Season (1989)  - A Generic  Lawyer Role. Undeserving of an AA nomination
The Freshman (1990) -  A comic Godfather
Don Juan Demarco (1994) - Average in every respect.

Below Average
The Formula (1980) - An effective performance but little acting required .
Columbus (1992) - *

The Worst
Island of Dr Moreau (1995) - Brando does comedy - Unintentionally
Running Brave (1997) - *
Free Money (1998) - An awful performance in a bad comedy.

* = Brando's role is so small - no  comment is necessary.

Saturday, March 21, 2020

Major Barbara (1941)

Based on the 1906 George Bernard Shaw play, this seems like an odd movie to make in the middle of World War II - but its an excellent adaptation, due to the acting talent involved. Standouts include Wendy Hiller as Barbara, Rex Harrison as the Brother, and scene stealing Robert Morely as the witty, cynical Arms Merchant. Having listened to the play on CD, these great actors improve the dialogue 100 percent. The B&W photography is brilliant but the direction stagy.  

Cons?  Well, its George Bernard Shaw.  Which means there's too much talk, and everyone's a caricature - not a realistic character*.   And, though the movie improves on the play -  we get too much dated politics.**  Summary: An excessively long Shaw play made enjoyable by an all-star cast. Rating 3 of 4


Notes
* -  Shaw was an extremely odd man, who lived a very odd life.  Its one reason real people don't seem to exist in his plays. Its not just that Shaw makes them political mouthpieces, they also lack warmth and normal attitudes/motivations. For example, is there a single Shaw play where two people are genuinely in love?  Or have a affectionate parent/children relationship? Even in Pygmalion, he refused to have Liza and Higgins fall in love, like everyone wanted.  Instead, he insisted they end up  like two bank clerks who've  learned to respect each other!  

** In 1906, it was easy to believe that war and an arms merchant were the ultimate evil. And we could stop it all by getting the Great Powers to quit making Battleships and Cannons and sign peace treaties. The ensuing World Wars and Cold War showed how naive and silly that was.