Thursday, July 25, 2019

Bataan (1943)

Plot:  January 1942.  A small rag-tag bunch of American/Filipino Soldiers defend a vitally important bridge on Bataan.
Stars: Thomas Mitchell, Robert Taylor, George Murphy, Robert Walker, Lloyd Nolan

There are two good things about Bataan. First, it recognizes the contribution of the Filipino Soldiers. Second, Robert Taylor gives an excellent performance. Otherwise, its a stage-bound, unrealistic, talky, mid-war propaganda piece. The supporting cast is absurdly old  and nonmilitary. We got:
  • 50 y/o, pot-bellied Mitchell as Corporal Fiengold (!);
  • Desi Arnez as a radio operator;
  • Odd Robert Walker as an obnoxious Gung-ho sailor; and 
  • 41 y/o, never-believable-as-a-soldier, Lloyd Nolan.  
As for the battle scenes
We start with a well done bombing raid but things quickly get absurd as the Japanese get  mowed down by the hundreds. They charge right into the guns - no doubt because they're on a sound stage. And even with the Japanese 50 yards away, "our boys" can't keep quiet.  Its non-stop chatter day and night.  Murphy flies an extremely cheap looking model airplane.

Normally, I don't get upset at  False Heroics in WW2 films
After all, we were in the middle of a war. But in Bataan its so overdone its annoying.  *Everyone* is a brave soldier who just wants to "take a crack at those Japanese."  It starts with a wounded solider who refuses to let go of his rifle, and ends with Murphy going on a kamikaze mission!  Weirdly, (probably because its produced by liberal Dore Schary), there's not a lot of patriotic sentiment - but the nonstop false heroics spoil it anyway.

Summary: Surprisingly, Bataan was a box-office smash and  has a respectable IMDB rating of 7.0.  But its one of the duller Hollywood WWII films and time has past it by.  For Robert Taylor fans only.  Rating 2 of 4

Wednesday, July 17, 2019

The Spanish Main (1945)

A short review. This has almost all of the ingredients for a good pirate movie.  Beautiful technicolor,  a nice score, good set design, wonderful Maureen O'Hara, and an excellent supporting cast (Binnie Barnes and Walter Slezak). We even get some amusing female vs. Female action, which starts with Pirate Barnes calling O'Hara too "Broad in the Beam" and "too soft in the Chest".  Sadly, the movie has a big black-hole named "Paul Henried" where a charismatic leading man should be.  How this old stiff got cast as a Pirate Captain is a mystery. Well, at least they didn't cast Joseph Cotten. Summary All in all, its an enjoyable 100 minutes, but a bad leading man sends it well-down the list of good swashbucklers.

Monday, July 8, 2019

To 20 Seinfeld Episodes

  1. The Airport
  2. Bizzaro Jerry
  3. Bubble Boy
  4. Chicken Roaster
  5. The Jacket
  6. Kicks
  7. The Library
  8. The Limousine
  9. The Maestro
  10. Marine Biologist
  11. The Opposite
  12. The Outing
  13. Parking Garage
  14. Puerto Rican Parade Day
  15. The Reverse Peephole
  16. The Rye
  17. Serenity Now
  18. Soup Nazi
  19. The Subway
  20. Summer of George